Optimization and analytics are only so much with websites; in the end, it's about connections. Everything else is only a mean.
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I really like how PayPal's API documentation says 'do X and we return Y' and so you do X and everything blows up.
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Today needs a little bit of this: emergencycompliment.com
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RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: 1+1=2 only in legacy system. In modern distributed database with eventual consistent is 1+1=1.
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Took about 12 (very careful) lines of PHP to route all my js and css files under the parent domain instead of an external. BOOM framework.
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Forget Draco and Euclid, the UP has been naming snowstorms for years. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, etc...
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RT @pm: Programmers take vacations to program.
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@LakeSuperior pretty much all the other lakes are called that. In the nicest way possible.
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It's more difficult to blame compiling when working with PHP, but down servers work too. Commence the sword fighting! xkcd.com/303/
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RT @juokaz: didn't think anything about PHP itself can be interesting anymore, wrong. This is nikic.github.com/2012/12/22/Coo…
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The return values of getimagesize are a great example of why unthoughtful code will result in a high wtf/min ratio. php.net/manual/en/func…
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Just implemented logic to gracefully handle database outage on my sites. Crazy Friday night activites, may need to tone it down a notch.
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Benefit of working from home: leaping up and shouting 'Yatta!' generates fewer strange looks (my dogs are still judgy).
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After six years of PHP I had my first encounter with magic quotes this morning. Strong words were exchanged. I hope we do not meet again.
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RT @grantimahara: THE DOCTOR DID IT! HE SAVED US ALL!! #DoctorWho #apocalypse
