@StefanHayden "Level up! Keep Tweeting about us and your plaque will be blasted away!"
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New toothbrush is Bluetooth enabled and syncs with an app and has achievements and journeys and I don't know how I brushed before this.
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RT @JohnWayneCoding: "Courage is being scared to death, but deploying to production anyway."
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RT @theoncominghope: Margaret Atwood’s essay on The Handmaid’s Tale is a must-renytimes.com/2017/03/10/boo…
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@aloebud ☀️
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Used to sit in a sauna, then go dash into a snowbank in Michigan. Now I run in the afternoon heat of Arizona and come back to sit in AC.
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@aloebud 💧
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RT @monteiro: Can I just move my clocks forward 4 years tonight?
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RT @BryantWeathers: I don't even know how you goat there, but please go live so I can watch. #goatpuns twitter.com/jpemeric/statu…
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There is goat yoga at the zoo today. Goat yoga. So goatin' awesome.
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RT @LambChopsSong: Somebody started tweeting it not knowing what it was... (268/?)
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A week with newborn and I can barely remember what a night of sleep feels like. Parenting is hella exhausting.
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Had a call this morning with some British developers and one of them said ‘brilliant’ in full accent and I can’t even.
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RT @jonoringer: Shutterstock position on US Executive Order on Immigration: jonoringer.com/2017/01/30/shu…
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Today we got our first college adverts for the kids. Eldest is only three. It's gonna be a long couple of decades.
