If I wrap a sys exec() in a closure it’s kinda modernizing it, right? Right? *sobs quietly*
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RT @jeremeamia: ICYMI: This is the song that I played for everyone before my Guzzle presentation at @SunShinePHP: phpbard.tumblr.com/post/108747782… #phpa href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ssp15&src=hash" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">#ssp15
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“I wonder what happens if I hit the Turbo button’\I’m a do it\Watch me hit the Turbo button!” #craybutton #memcache
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@foresttreenut wow, that looks sharp! Congrats!
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Me from six months old was a horrible programmer. Horrible, I tell you!
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“Saturday has been merged with Sunday to create… Superday!” #nightvale
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git commit -m ‘changed everything because its friday'
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@dave_kz not good. I’m torn, not sure if I want to build it as a standalone app or a deployable set of daemons/crons.
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@BryantWeathers this isn’t the first year they’ve done that, iirc.
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My superpower is consuming frosted sugar cookies in a quick and efficient manner.
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@StefanHayden :rolls_die_and_consults_book:
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My month old son enjoys dubstep. He’ll fit in well around here.
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@BryantWeathers dang, nice pace sir.
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Oh, so this won’t work either. Programming is hard.
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Noah and I making an early morning hike to Siphon Draw.
